It's January and tis the season for diets. At least if you believe all the women's magazine covers at the checkout. Coincendentally why are there pyramids of Stacker II there as well? What about Stacker I? I never saw Stacker I, I don't want to miss a step.
Just the other day while checking out an Evil Conglomerate (aka X-Martget) the paper had an interesting headline. You may wonder what paper I am refering too, and I am sure you won't be suprised that it is no other than the Weekly World News.
What? You don't think the Weekly World News qualifies as a paper. I am sure I am not the only one who would disagree with you. To quote May Makenzie, This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact. (best read with a scottish brogue in your mind for full effects)
Now that I am done defending my news source, I will tell you about the headline that so stirred me to write this post.
"Bigfoot Loses 600 Pounds"
Try his amazing new diet!
As I stand in amazement in the grocery line I wonder:
- How did they know bigfoot is my hero?
- How did they know I need to lose 600 pounds exactly?
- Do I have enough dough to buy the paper today?
My skeptic mind put an end to that line of thought. I realized that photo of bigfoot has to be photoshoped, everyone knows diets are an urban legend.
3 comments:
LOL...love it.
But the real question on everyone's mind... did Bigfoot fool around with Paris Hilton or not??
How's the weather in NM?? :)
CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.
Wheezing...
OMG I just laughed so hard I farted, and I think I might have just had a lil 'accident' in my BVD's. (I know, TMI)
Thank you SOOO much for this one. I really needed a laugh like this today.
steve
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