Monday, April 14, 2008

I'll take Inappropriate Questions for $1000 Alex.

Yesterday I noticed an ad on the front page of our local newspaer. (Yes, they are rebels and advertise on the front page.) It beckoned stay at home moms to become delivery drivers, it even mentioned you could take your kids with you. Since I still don't have a sitter for the wee one, this sounded like a good idea to me. Our paper only runs Tuesday - Friday in the afternoons and on Sunday morning.

I dropped by today and the man doing the hiring wasn't in but one of the ladies gladly handed me an application. Some of the questions I have never seen on a job application before and I have to wonder if they are even legal.

In case you cannot read them well, here they are....

Single, Married, Divorced or Widowed?

Wife/Husband's Name?

Wife/Husband's Occupation?

How many children do you have?

Are they in school?

Height?

Weight?

Hair Color?

Eye Color?

Maybe I should throw in my bra size as a bonus.

Addendum: I haven't decided what to do with this application yet. What would you do?

Turn it in and say nothing. (That makes my stomach turn thinking about it.)
Don't turn it in and say nothing.
Ask for an explanation.
Cause a ruckus and turn them into Department of Labor.
Even better write a letter to the editor of this dear little newspaper.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Busted!

I got busted wearing my workout clothes all day.

I got busted with a muffin top after not wearing my slimming camisole.

I got busted with frizzy hair.

I got busted not wearing makeup.

I got busted letting my 3 year old wear whatever he wanted.

I got busted caring what some dude from high school thought of how I looked now.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Friday's Frugal Find

Homemade Pizza.

I know some of us mostly order pizza because we don't feel like cooking and they bring it to us, but if you like pizza in particular the kind your local pizza shop makes, I have an easy recipe for you. It is easy to make, can be refrigerated or frozen for later use, and aside from rising time is a quick and easy dinner to make. In fact I kind of prefer the dough when it has been in the refrigerator for a day or two it is extra yeasty and yummy.

I bake mine in this large stoneware pan and also in these little personal size pans that my boys love. For sauce, I use a small can of tomato sauce spiced with garlic salt, Italian seasoning and a dash of oregano. (Although sometimes I use the prepared spaghetti sauce such as Classico Four Cheese if I have some on hand.) Toppings of course are your choice.

I do think buying the small balls of fresh mozerella have the best flavor but I sometimes get the shredded mozzeralla too. Here is the controversy in my family. Anytime my husband actually pays attention in this process he tells me I do it wrong because I put the cheese on before the toppings and sprinkle a bit of cheese on top of the toppings. He swears this is incorrect, I swear he is and suggest he make it next time. (But then again it is really just a game, he doesn't care, he just likes bothering me.)

2 cups warm water*

1 package of active dry yeast (regular or quick rise)

2 tablespoons sugar

2 tablespoons of olive oil

4 cups of flour.

In a large bowl mix the warm water, sugar and package of yeast together. *See the package of yeast for the best temperature of water, you don't want it scalding it will kill the yeast and your dough won't rise. Let it sit or "proof" for about 10 minutes. Then add the olive oil.

Add the first three cups of flour and mix. Add the fourth cup a little at a time until dough isn't sticky any more. (Flour your hands first.) Knead dough for a while maybe five minutes. I just continue in the same bowl. Once dough is elastic and not sticky. Then transfer to a oiled bowl and cover with a dish towel and put in a warm place. My mom likes the microwave (not on of course).

Let rise for about an hour or until doubled in size. This is the stage to refrigerate or freeze if you so choose. I sometimes make a double batch and freeze half for later. I wrap in oiled saran wrap and then put in a baggie in the freezer.) Divide dough into two pieces, take one piece of dough on a floured work surface and hand roll out dough. I have not mastered the flipping but with hand streching I get it right. I place in one of my stone pans ligthly greased with olive oil. (If your stone is well seasoned this step is not necessary.) Add toppings and bake for 12-15 minutes or until the crust is nice and brown at 450.

You can also make the pizza in a regualar pizza pan, or a cast iron skillet or on a baking stone. With the stone, the trick is to dust your pizza peel board with cornmeal underneath the dough, and the pizza will slide right off onto the stone.

While this may seem complicated, I swear it would take me less time to make a pizza than it did to type this up. My kids also love pizza night and like to help me make the dough and make their own little pizzas. (My hope is one day they will make pizza for thier wives.)

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

My Polymer Clay Habit

Some of you may have wondered what I do when I am not wrangling pests.
(I'll let you use your own judgment about if I mean two legged or six legged pests.)
I have been starting making beads a couple of years ago, but due to moves, life etc, I had put this hobby on hold.

I have been reading polymer clay blogs and wishing I could be on the level of this, or this and this.

Thankfully my aunt, who lives nearby, had some extra room in her studio and let me have a corner. The best way to learn is to practice, and I needed a gift for my mother-in-laws birthday. My husband suggested hummingbirds and this is what I came up with.

I think the colors look a bit better in person, I don't have any fancy schmancy lighting equipment.



I need to work on my wire wrapping skills.


Luckily she tends to love whatever we give her, even if I am not so sure about it. Now I just need to make a bunch more to perfect it.
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